ugh

prettykinkythings:

Lol. 

“When a catalog lists the records of several libraries, it becomes a union catalog.”  From Reference and Information Services in the 21st Century: An Introduction

That’s what I get for having textbooks next to me.

kinkpositive:

tucsoncactus:

amabilissima:

strawberreli:

indigoire:

breakinglawsofphysics:

lieutfaber:

feelingstabby:

paranoidandroid42:

popcornmassacre:

zimie-stef:

sherlockscoat:

fatchickrants:

bagina-for-rent:

dutchessgummybuns:

“she didn’t know why but she felt that they had to make it there”

hmm 

“Everywhere he touched, she felt a glow of sensation.”

Gotta love Romance Novels.

“With all the distractions that compete for your attention, with the constant temptation to work on the easy stuff first and save the tough stuff for last, and with people dropping into your office just to chat or to unload their problems on you, concentrating on your number one priority is always a challenge.” Hahahaha! Love it!

“No crowd was about the door; no people were discernible at any of the many windows; not even a chance passer-by was in the street.” - A Tale of Two Cities

I guess I suck then xD

“Yes, you know…”Pat a cake!”…….with my dear wife?”

-Cyrano

“We headed for home.” Ok good.

“Go on—do it.” Ohmygod it couldn’t have been better.

Now strapped tightly into the thing, the hatch sealed, the inner hull so close she could not fully extend her arm forward without hitting something, Shane felt her breath begin to shorten.

“Remember that your first priority is always patient care.” — My EMT textbook. ;3

“The same fire burned.”

wat

“That left the four of us to decide precisely how we would amuse ourselves.” Kinky.

Also, I just realized: page sixty, sentence nine? Sixty-nine?

“I have known some fiery broils of glorious frenzy; I have oft tasted of revery whence comes pensiveness; whence comes sadness; whence all delicious poetic presentiments; —but thou, Grief! art still a ghost-story to me!”

Well.

” He has the chief management of the stable.” - Phantom of the Opera.

“Well”, said Dumbledore finally, “thats that. We’ve no business staying here. We may as well go and join the celebration.”  First and only time I’ve every cracked a HP book. 

“She said his name over, twice, three times.”
Thankfully I was just rereading Fahrenheit 451. 

“The only illumination came from a small, dust covered skylight.”

-The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks

(Source: itsxplacebo)