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Stuart, 16 years of ignorance, RVA. I like cats, clothes, D/s, tentacles, and hot babes. I generally dislike most people. I have a wonderful partner that goes by Ian. My chromosomes are XX and I prefer gender neutral pronouns. Mao.
May 16 '12
asgardian-feminist:

aka the “Holy crap I am undeserving of this many followers” giveaway!
You can be the proud winner of:
a brand-new copy of The Purity Myth by Jesscia Valenti
Also:
a cat bookmark (because tumblr is the feminist cat website)
an Avengers cup
tea
Strawberry Pop-Tarts
and condoms! (they are latex, fyi)
The rules:
one reblog per day
you do not have to be following me
however since the whole point of this is to thank my followers, if you were already following me and you reblog this, you will automatically be entered one extra time
ends next Wednesday, May 23
the winner will be chosen randomly and be notified via ask box
U.S. residents only (sorry, international friends)
OK, good luck!

asgardian-feminist:

aka the “Holy crap I am undeserving of this many followers” giveaway!

You can be the proud winner of:

  • a brand-new copy of The Purity Myth by Jesscia Valenti

Also:

  • a cat bookmark (because tumblr is the feminist cat website)
  • an Avengers cup
  • tea
  • Strawberry Pop-Tarts
  • and condoms! (they are latex, fyi)

The rules:

  • one reblog per day
  • you do not have to be following me
  • however since the whole point of this is to thank my followers, if you were already following me and you reblog this, you will automatically be entered one extra time
  • ends next Wednesday, May 23
  • the winner will be chosen randomly and be notified via ask box
  • U.S. residents only (sorry, international friends)

OK, good luck!

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May 16 '12

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May 16 '12
gaywrites:

Sometimes change is a good thing. 

lol cept all of these things still fucking exist

gaywrites:

Sometimes change is a good thing. 

lol cept all of these things still fucking exist

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May 16 '12

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May 16 '12
lambandserpent:

“A Brief Sampling of Cryptids, Folkloric Beasts & Mythological Animals”

lambandserpent:

“A Brief Sampling of Cryptids, Folkloric Beasts & Mythological Animals”

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May 16 '12

Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:

niaili:

When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

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May 15 '12

richwhitelesbian:

how weird would it be if whales didnt need to live in the ocean and they just dragged themselves along the ground and we had to deal with whales just meandering around everywhere

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May 14 '12

caffeinatedfeminist:

verycunninglinguist:

tatsuroworld:

grandmasmarmalade:

ALLLL THE BUNNIESSSSS!!!!! :):):)

i want mine…………..noW

Getting one soonish?

REBLOG ALL THE BUNNIES

its a BUNNY PARTAYYYY

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May 14 '12

Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know about me.

or a ton of things

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May 14 '12

So does anyone else want to talk about how the art of chi-blocking has been demoted to ‘dudes with tazers built into gloves’?

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

i mean come on

they can’t bend if they’re electrocuted and unconscious

imma chi blocker too, guise

got my chi blocking rock so i can hit you in yo skull and block the shit out of yo chi

what? you can’t bend if you’re dead?

naw nigga dis chi-blockin’

REAL NIGGA CHI-BLOCKIN’

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